We used to have a dog named Mollie.
Mollie went dead-e-o.
Bye-bye, Mollie.
Sad sad.
But here are 10 reasons why I never want a dog again.
1. You have to walk them. Depending on the type of dog, they need lots of exercise. Exercise that I do not wish to participate with them. ;P
2. Not only do you have to walk them, you have to clean up their poop from the side of the road..... Because ain't nobody wanna be that moron who leaves their dog's poo for an unsuspecting victim to destroy his or her shoes.
3. You have to let them outside to do their business. And if you have a dog that does not like to listen, this means either having an outside leash-attatched-to-pole-thing, or actually manually walk out there with the dog on a leash while it goes. (Unless you have the blessing of a fenced in yard.)
4. You have to train it. This should be the first point, actually. Training a dog is horrible. I've never actually done it, but..... I'm sure it is!
5. THEY BARK AT EVERYTHING. It doesn't matter what it is. Where it is. Or who it is.
6. You have to brush them.
7. You have to vacuum up all the hair they shed.
8. When you go on trips, you have to put them in a kennel. Kennels are expensive....
9. Sometimes they pee or poo on the carpet....
And then you have to give them this look,
10.
And this one is my NUMBER ONE reason (I saved the best for last) why I never want another dog again!!!!
THEY BEG !
UUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!! I hate it!
And this pic is totally accurate,
You crinkle a paper, DOG IS THERE. You open the fridge, DOG IS THERE. Open the pantry, DOG IS THERE. Get a glass of water??? DOG IS THERE!! GO TO THE BATHROOM???
DOG IS THERE!!!!
Soooooooo. I wanna dog anyways. Because they're cool.
But we can't have one. So it's nice to remember all the bad points about a dog :)
Anyways, that's enough stupidness for now.
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